$SOL WAGMI with SOL if you've got diamond hands through this crab market, fam! Currently trading in the $140s like it's stuck in the ultimate Solana Simulator™ – fast but going nowhere. 😂

Looking kinda bullish on the macro, but we're definitely in "down only" mode short-term. Might be eating that -1.94% red candle for breakfast tomorrow. Not financial advice, but my magic internet money crystal ball says "zoom out" – $300 by summer is still on the menu.

These institutional whales at SOL Strategies are stacking 317K coins like they're playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with the supply. Bullish AF if true! 🐋

The real alpha? ETFs incoming. When Fidelity FOMO kicks in, we're all gonna make it. Until then, we're just waiting for Solana to "turn it off and on again" like your grandma's computer.

HODL tight, DCA, and remember – it's not a loss if you don't sell! Unless you're in Fartcoin... then maybe reconsider your life choices. 💩