TRUMP SHOCKWAVES: DAY 1 VIBES
Came in hot. Trump didn’t walk—he wrecking balled his way into the Oval.
Signed first week like: ✍️ Travel Ban
🧱 Border Wall push
🗑️ Deregulation spree
Fans: “Finally, ACTION!”
Critics: “This is chaos.”
Reality? Lawsuits, protests, and a nation split like crypto on a hard fork.
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WASHINGTON VS. THE WILDCARD
Tried to flip D.C. like a real estate deal.
❌ Obamacare repeal? No deal.
🌀 Staff exits? Revolving door vibes.
📰 Media beef? Daily main event.
It felt less like a presidency, more like a reality show—global edition.
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GLOBO-MOVES & MIXED SIGNALS
Campaign Trump: “No more wars.”
Prez Trump: [missile launch intensifies]
🛡️ NATO: side-eyed
🤝 Putin: low-key flirting
🚢 South China Sea: heating up
Allies = nervous. Rivals = tuned in. Rules? Glitched.
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THE PRESIDENCY: V2.0
Not your typical POTUS.
This was CEO-mode unlocked.
Loyalty > resume
Speeches < tweets
Institutions? Bent to the brand