#AirdropFinderGuide The Totally Serious, Definitely Not Desperate Guide to Finding Airdrops

1. Follow Projects Like You’re a Clingy Ex

Twitter (X), Telegram, Discord — stalk them all. Turn on notifications like your future depends on it (because it might).

2. Farm Testnets Like It’s 2017

Click buttons on some janky DeFi app on a testnet nobody uses, then pray the devs remember you when they get VC funding.

3. Bridge, Swap, and Hope

Move funds across obscure L2s and sidechains. Each transaction costs $5 and ten years of your life, but maybe you’ll get $30 in an airdrop... eventually.

4. Sign Up for Every “Points” Program Ever

Blur Points, EigenLayer Points, ZkPoints, Friendship Points — no clue what they do, but hey, one of them might pay rent someday.

5. Be a Professional Wallet Spammer

One wallet? Amateur. Real airdrop hunters have 40. You’ll need a spreadsheet, a therapist, and at least one sacrificed hardware wallet.

6. Avoid Obvious Scams (If You Can Tell)

“Connect wallet to claim 1000 FREE COIN!” — sure, and while you’re at it, send them your house keys too.

Bonus Tip: Stay poor in fiat, but rich in unconfirmed hope.