《The Strange Stories of the Cryptocurrency World: The Law of Pixels Determines Fate》
(´⊙ω⊙`) Oh~ Recently discovered in the strange forest of the cryptocurrency world:
The wild hen sister in crystal shoes is sending cheesy love messages in the Telegram group, being pecked and scolded by the pigeons as "the fake prophet from 商K"!
And teacher Mikami, who filmed the 4K cherry blossom drama, just announced the launch of a coin, and the entire blockchain felt like being pressed by a cat's paw on the F5 key—"Goddess! Please airdrop!" "I kneeled to read this white paper!"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It turns out the narrative resolution must meet the standard!
→ 360P blurry quality: Wild Hen Coin!
→ Blu-ray uncensored: Web3 Revolution!
Little Round's Doge grid robot suddenly turned into 8-bit pixel style, so scared that I hurriedly bought it an RTX4090 graphics card skin, now every deal pops out rainbow pony special effects ฅ(^・ω・^ฅ)
Even MEME coins are starting to roll out filming equipment!
Next door, Shiba Inu Coin is posting 1080P lifestyle vlogs on OnlyFans,
The Dogecoin team crowdfunded overnight to buy a Sony α7IV—
"Please! Give us some soft light for our roadmap!"
(Shrug) Looks like next time at the roadshow, I need to wear Lolita and stream with a GoPro!
But... Mikami Coin's white paper is indeed written very seriously, even the token economics looks like a script storyboard...
Ah! Suddenly realized!
"It's not that blockchain needs narrative, it's that humanity always needs new adult fairy tales" ヽ(;▽;)ノ
PS: Little Round has already changed the grid robot into a maid outfit skin,
Next time it breaks through the resistance level, it will shout "Onii-chan, it's moonですよ~"
This is very Web3, right? (Dog head holding rose.jpg)