🚨 CRYPTO TRADING MISTAKES THAT’LL MAKE YOU WANNA CRY (BUT LAUGH FIRST) 🚨

Ever bought the top, sold the bottom, and then blamed "market manipulation"? 😂 Welcome to the club, friend—your membership card is in the mail.

Mistake 1: FOMO’ing Like Your Life Depends on It

You see a coin pump 300%, scream "MOON!" and YOLO your rent money in… only to watch it drop faster than your ex’s loyalty.

Lesson: If you’re late to the party, you’re probably the exit liquidity.

Mistake 2: Over-Leveraging Like a Degenerate

"10x or bust!" you chant… until a 5% dip liquidates you into the shadow realm. Pro tip: Leverage turns "HODL" into "oh no" real quick.

Mistake 3: Trusting "Trust Me Bro" Crypto Gurus

That guy on Twitter with a Lambo profile pic? Yeah, he’s probably renting it. DYOR or enjoy your VIP seat on the struggle bus.

Mistake 4: Panic-Selling Because Elon Tweeted a Meme

One cryptic tweet and you’re dumping your bag like it’s a hot potato. Newsflash: The market loves your weak hands.

Final Wisdom: If you’re not making mistakes, you’re not trading—you’re just spectating. So laugh, learn, and maybe stop checking charts in the bathroom.