$BTC Altcoins Plotting to Kill Bitcoin Be Like…

"We just need a little more utility, a sprinkle of hype, and maybe Elon’s tweet, then boom — Bitcoin is done!"

Meanwhile, Bitcoin:

“I’ve been declared dead 478 times. Y’all done yet?”

Let’s be real:

BTC is the boomer with diamond hands.

Altcoins are the Gen Zs trying everything from DeFi to dog memes.

Both have their place… but Bitcoin’s still king of the hill.