"PUPPY COIN: The 12-Year-Old’s Crypto Scam (Exposed by a Dog)"🚀

Apidi Jr , a self-proclaimed "crypto prodigy," launched PUPPY COIN—a meme token where investors had to send dog treats to his Shiba Inu, Satoshi Woof, to "earn rewards." The "whitepaper" was a paw-print PDF, and liquidity was "locked" via Fortnite pinky swears.

It went viral on Binance Square, pumping 6900% until disaster struck:

1️⃣ Cody tried to rug pull but his mom controlled his wallet and donated the funds to a Doge coin faucet.

2️⃣ Satoshi Woof ate his paper wallet and peed on his laptop, corrupting the contract.

3️⃣ Binance Square exposed Cody’s "team" as Zoom dog filters.

Now, PUPPY COIN is an ironic meme, Satoshi Woof has 200K followers, and Cody’s grounded (but kept 10% in Milk-Bone tokens).

Moral: Even a dog sniffs out scams better than "alpha" callers. Would you have aped in? 😂🐕

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