#XRPETFs If you thought XRP was boring, buckle up — you're about to lose money twice as fast.

ProShares just got the green light from the SEC to unleash not one, but three XRP futures ETFs starting April 30.

Because nothing says "solid financial planning" like leveraged plays on a coin that's still fighting off a lawsuit.

Here's the lineup: a 2x Ultra XRP ETF (double the chaos), a Short XRP ETF (for the skeptics), and an Ultra Short XRP ETF (for the full masochist experience).

Still holding out for a spot XRP ETF? Adorable. Maybe the Easter Bunny will bring one too.

Meanwhile, XRP’s price is on its usual rollercoaster — pumping today, stalling tomorrow, full-blown identity crisis by Friday.

Good luck out there. Maybe invest in a helmet too.