#TrumpTaxCuts

No income taxes??

Trump really said: "Keep your paycheck, fam." ✌️💸

Americans walking out of work on payday like:

"I'm RICH!!" 🏃‍♂️💰🏃‍♀️

Crypto bros:

Bitcoin? "To the mooooon!" 🌕🚀

Ethereum? "Get in loser, we're printing gains!" 🚗✨

Altcoins? "YOLO" mode activated 🎢

Meanwhile, the government trying to fund itself with tariffs:

Insert SpongeBob "Ight Imma Head Out" meme 🧽

Short-term = Party time!! 🎉🍻

Long-term = Inflation monster lurking like:

Godzilla footsteps in distance 🦖💥

I’m hella bullish for Bitcoin 📈 and mildly terrified for the dollar 🫠.

Might need Bitcoin and a bunker if things get spicy! 🧂🏡

Hold tight, folks. This season of "America's Economic Experiments" is getting WILD! 🎬🍿