The seller confidently said,

“There are exactly 100 lychees, brother! Take them without worry!”

I decided to count them — there were only 90!

Seeing this, the seller told his assistant,

“Give him 12 more lychees! And add 2 extra — I don’t treat everyone like this! This is love!”

After getting the extra lychees, I counted again — now there were 98.

The seller scolded his assistant, smiled, and personally added 4 more lychees to my bag, saying,

“If you like the lychees, come again!”

Happy, I took the lychees home. Out of curiosity, I counted once more — and found only 94!

I even checked the plastic bag — no holes anywhere!

In the end, my counting didn’t match anyone else’s.

Maybe some things in life are just meant to be enjoyed, not measured.