#TrumpTaxCuts

Trump decided to abolish taxes for Americans, while imposing a 'pay if you want to trade with us' tariff scheme on the rest of the world. Other countries, of course, perceived this as a sophisticated form of extortion in the style of 'The Godfather in a MAGA cap.' In response, the world is preparing to print money faster than Trump changes his lawyers. Trade wars will become a new Olympic sport, and at the G20 summit, there will be caricatures of Trump collecting tariffs from pandas, corgis, and bearded Frenchmen. The economy will start to crack at the seams, currencies will collapse as swiftly as Trump's ratings after his tweet about microwave spies. In general, the USA decided to 'make America great again,' but at the expense of turning the rest of the world into an economic branch of Texas.