#XRPETF A user is sitting at the computer, trying to launch some program. A window pops up: "The program is not responding." The user nervously clicks the mouse.

A friend comes in and asks:

* Why are you so angry? Is Windows frozen again?

The user sighs:

* No... I am waiting for that X R P. Everyone says that as soon as they launch it, my crypto portfolio will "unfreeze" and skyrocket! But it keeps saying "not responding" and "loading"... for how many years now!

The friend laughs:

* Well, what a comparison you've made! Windows at least restarts sometimes, but your X R P... it seems they haven't even installed it yet!

The user mutters:

* I hope that when they finally "launch" it, it won't be as glitchy as some Windows updates. Otherwise, instead of "the land of the natives" we'll get another "blue screen of death" for the whole crypto market! The main thing is that the antivirus doesn’t start blocking it as "potentially harmful software." Because then I’d definitely have to wipe the entire system and switch to something more... "stable." For example, the good old Linux. At least there you know what to expect. Unlike this eternal "waiting for launch."