A suspicious group on Telegram called "Early Access to the XRP ETF" became popular last week after promising users that they would "double your XRP if you send funds before the ETF is approved!" Thousands of desperate bag holders sent their coins, only to watch the officials panic when—surprise—another scammer had hacked their wallet and drained the funds first. Then the original scammers posted an angry message, "We were scammed too, that’s the fear!" before deleting the channel. Meanwhile, some geniuses on Reddit pointed out that the "official" document for the ETF was just a receipt from McDonald's with "XRP ETF confirmed" written on it using ketchup. By that time, XRP had already risen and fallen twice, and the response from the Securities and Exchange Commission...