$ICP is a project I warned you about soooo many times lol 🚨.
Fans keep calling me a fudster and manipulator cuz apparently my "goal" is to spread fud... but bro, am I the one lying here?? 🤡
Was I the one pumping the token price to $750?? 🚀 Was it Martians?? 👽 Or some giga conspiracy at FTX like the team says?? 🛸 Nah fam, it was the project owners themselves 🤷♂️.
They created it, they listed it, they pumped it using synthetic contracts on Coinbase 💀.
The initial plan was for the price to spike to like $100-$200 max, but greed took over 🤑 and boom — $750 madness 🤯.
You know why they never built real DeFi in their ecosystem? 🤔
Because they were too scared to invest in $USDT/$USDC /ICP liquidity pools — scared of getting sued for price manipulation ⚖️.
But anyway, that ship has sailed 🚢.
People who lost money ain't getting it back, let's be real ☠️.
Now the network has a few thousand active addresses... but 60-80% are bots 🤖 lol.
Maybe one day it pumps to $20 if the stars align ✨ (copium).
Meanwhile their CEO is still promising wild stuff like "Utopia" (just a fancy cloud ☁️) and "CaffeAI" (an AI to write code ), but both are super early and honestly have zero shot against real competition 🚪.
And guess what? They wanna make those projects separate from ICP, so even if they pop on, it won’t even help ICP’s price 🤡.
You can't make this up fr.
