Tariffs took a coffee break, and suddenly markets act like it’s Christmas morning. Stocks rally, gold yawns, and crypto? Crypto throws a party. On Binance, traders celebrate the "Tariffs Pause" like it's a national holiday—someone even launched a coin called $PAUSE (rug incoming). Bitcoin moonwalks, ETH tries on a new ATH outfit, and traders pretend they always “knew” this would happen. Meanwhile, tariffs sit in a corner, plotting their comeback like a villain in a soap opera. For now, though, it’s green candles, bad trading decisions, and Twitter gurus yelling “WE'RE BACK, BABY!” Enjoy it—before tariffs hit snooze again.
