“Checking Portfolio at a Shaadi: Degens Can’t Rest 😂🐶”
Thought you could enjoy the shaadi vibes? Think again, bhai. You snuck behind a pillar to check $BONK, and now your portfolio’s crashing harder than the dhol beats. While aunties gossip and the dog dances, you’re wondering if you’ll ever recover. Degens can’t even take a wedding break—always chasing pumps, never catching peace!
