Oh, great crypto community, listen to the satire from Ostap, because if it's not a joke about a million, it smells like a real scam.
How to make a million dollars in crypto from scratch? Very simple!
Take zero. Such a beautiful, round, promising zero. Zero feelings, zero experience, zero money.
Start a channel. Name it "CryptoGod228". Put a frog as your avatar, write that you've held BTC since 2009 (even though back then you were still holding a bottle).
Buy Shitcoin. The main thing is that the name resonates with space or a meme. Doge? BabyDoge? ElonDogeFetus? Take two!
Post on Twitter: "My favorite coin is going to the Moon today. No, to Alpha Centauri!" Add rockets, hearts, $1000 in Photoshop.
Wait for FOMO. People will run like it's a toilet paper sale.
Dump it. Quietly, politely. You're Ostap, not Sharikoff. Then say: "This is not financial advice," "the market is like this," "BTC is to blame."
Repeat. And by the third time, you can buy a Lambo. And a sticker saying "Saved from Airdrops."
Because remember, brother trader: it's easier to multiply zero by zero than to use your brain for success without a plan.
