Trading $ETH on Binance is like riding a unicorn with a Wi-Fi signal—magical, unstable, and weirdly expensive. You send a transaction and pray the gas fees don’t bankrupt you. One minute it's the future of finance, next minute you're refreshing Etherscan like a nervous parent. Vitalik shows up in memes more than your friends. Charts dance like a toddler with espresso. Traders scream “flip Bitcoin!” while ETH quietly simmers like your laptop running a node. On Binance, $ETH is the drama queen of altcoins—brilliant, bold, and slightly allergic to stability. But hey, we still can’t stop buying the dip.
