Hold onto your $TRUMP coins, because the meme coin rollercoaster just hit ludicrous speed! Top 220 $TRUMP holders are invited to a fancy dinner with Trump at his D.C. golf club, with the top 25 getting a VIP White House tour. The news sent $TRUMP soaring 60% from $5 to $16.17, as crypto bros YOLO to snag a seat. Critics are screaming “corruption” louder than a MAGA rally, since Trump’s company owns a chunk of the coin, and he’s raking in trading fees. X is buzzing with hype (“Dining with the Don!”) and shade (“Pay-to-play scam!”). Dinner might feature Trump’s “Bigly Burgers,” but if he no-shows, you get an NFT consolation prize. It’s a hilarious, shady spectacle—crypto’s wildest reality show yet!
