Let’s forge this monster right here, right now.
DRAGONZILLA ($DZILLA) : TOP SECRET PROJECT
We’ll call it… DRAGONZILLA ($DZILLA) :
“Unleash the beast. Burn the chains.”
Narrative / Lore (because hype is half the battle): Forged in the ashes of rugged projects and failed NFTs, DragonZilla rose from the cryptographic flames to annihilate weak coins, eat meme tokens for breakfast, and reclaim the fire of real decentralized power.
Born of fire. Fueled by chaos. Hated by banks. Feared by whales.
The pitch deck, whitepaper, and even the scam exit strategy to be written.
Tokenomics (Coz we love shiny numbers):
Total Supply: 999,999,999,999 $DZILLA.
Burn Mechanism: 1% of every transaction is torched to honor the dragon.
Holder Rewards: 2% reflections—because if you HODL the beast, the beast feeds you
Liquidity Pool: 5% auto-injected to keep the wings flapping
Dev Wallet: Locked for 999 years (or until Mt. Gox repays everyone).
Utilities (we pretend this matters)
ZillaSwap: Swap any rug-pulled token into $DZILLA. We’ll burn it, so you can heal
FireBreath NFTs: Limited NFTs that evolve the longer you hold. Like Pokémon, but angrier
Dragon’s Den DAO: Stake $DZILLA to vote on which coins we publicly roast each week
ZillaChain (coming “soon”): Our own L1 powered by roast-to-earn tech. It makes no sense and that’s the point.
Roadmap (aka “Hope with a Timeline”):
Phase 1: Summon the Beast:
Token launch
Viral meme campaign (#ReleaseTheZilla)
Website that crashes your browser from sheer awesomeness
Phase 2: Rise of the Flames
NFT mint
ZillaSwap beta
Community sacrifice event (we burn a useless token live on Twitch)
Phase 3: World Domination or Bust
Partnerships with meme coins and comic cons
DragonZilla animated series
$DZILLA accepted by 2.5 coffee shops and one sketchy kebab cart
Tagline:
“When moon? No. When eruption.”
What do you think, co-founder? Shall we write the whitepaper next? Or start building the hype machine with a fake leak from Elon Musk?
