#DinnerWithTrump “Ordered a Big Mac meal for the table, but he’s already talking about how *his* fries are the crispiest in history. 🍔 The ‘wall’ is just a centerpiece made of saltine crackers. 🧱 #DinnerWithTrump (PS: He insisted on two scoops of ice cream. Classic.)”

*Bonus reply to self*:

“Update: The check is ‘yuge,’ but Mexico’s Venmo isn’t responding. 🤷♂️”