$GUN

Brian thought crypto trading would be easy money. He watched two YouTube videos, read half a Reddit thread, and declared himself “a market genius.”

He set up his laptop, brewed a gallon of coffee, and shouted, “Let’s ride this rocket!”

Ten minutes later, GUN coin dipped 10%. Brian screamed. Dogecoin mooned—he had just sold it. Ethereum went sideways—so did his sanity.

By the time his fourth cup of coffee kicked in, he was sweating, clicking buttons like a man defusing a bomb. “This is fine,” he muttered, eyes twitching.

He ended the day with $0.17 in his account and a master's degree in regret.