Bought BTC last night thinking I’d wake up rich—woke up to a 20% dip and a mild existential crisis. My wallet’s now emptier than my fridge. Every time Bitcoin blinks, my heartbeat syncs with the candlestick chart. I told my mom I invested in “crypto,” and now she’s praying for my soul like I joined a cult. At this point, I'm just HODLing like it's a sacred ritual and hoping Elon Musk doesn’t sneeze and crash the market again. Who knew my financial plan would depend on internet memes, Reddit threads, and moon emojis? Crypto life: laughs, tears, and ramen.