#SaylorBTCPurchase Why did Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many "blockchain" issues! Every time it tried to connect, miners kept digging up its past. Its wallet was full, but it felt empty—too many forks in its life, splitting its identity. It told the therapist, "I’m decentralized, but I’m falling apart!" The therapist suggested, "Try focusing on your hash rate, not your crash rate." Bitcoin sighed, "I just want to be stable, like a coin, not a rollercoaster!" The session ended with Bitcoin feeling bullish, ready to HODL onto hope for a moon-bound future.$BTC