Change your mood a little and laugh with us
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1️⃣Mental peace after a loss
The psychiatrist asked his trading patient:
Have you tried relaxation exercises after a losing trade?
He replied:
Yes, I tried deleting the app
Closing the laptop
Throwing the mobile out of the window
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2️⃣Analysts' recommendations
An analyst wrote on his channel:
We expected the market to rise, but it fell
And the next day
We expected the market to fall, but it rose
One of the followers commented:
Oh, if you publish your predictions upside down, we'd all be millionaires
😂
3️⃣Artificial intelligence in trading
Someone asked:
Can artificial intelligence replace traders?
The response was:
Of course, the program will lose just like humans, but without crying on Twitter!
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4️⃣Technical analysis in real life
A person looks at a chart on the screen and says
This is a head and shoulders
A strong signal for a decline
His colleague replied:
No, dear, I'm just sleeping on the keyboard from exhaustion
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5️⃣Those who know how to earn should join, and those who don't should join too
The bank manager told a trader:
Trading is dangerous, we advise you to invest safely
The trader replied: No problem, I’m actually investing in "my failed experience"
😂
6️⃣The dreaming Stop Loss
An experienced trader asked:
Where do you advise me to set the stop loss?
The expert answered:
Anywhere, just don't open the app and check it
🔥Let's be honest
If you laughed at one of these
Then you are a real trader and know that these jokes are our daily life!
If you didn’t laugh
Go check your portfolio, maybe it will make you laugh😭