Director Musk's scandalous ledger has been updated!

Everyone used to know that Director Musk has many children, and it was once thought to be 10,

but now media have compiled the information and found that there are 14 publicly acknowledged,

what about the unacknowledged? It's hard to say; it might be even more lively than we imagine.

The most ridiculous thing is that in recent years he has not been passively exposed,

but has actively pursued and flirted with attractive women.

Once he hits it off, he immediately lays down conditions:

"Help me have a baby, and I won't treat you poorly!"

For example, Tiffany Fong, an Asian female KOL in the cryptocurrency circle,

when Old Ma failed to woo her, and she was unwilling to have children, he immediately unfollowed her + cut her pay,

slashing the weekly $20,000 Twitter advertising fee to a fracture —

indeed, it's not something to mess with!

A beautiful conservative female influencer fell into his trap,

and gave birth to Director Ma's 13th publicly acknowledged child. What was the reward?

$15 million in settlement + $100,000 monthly support until the child turns 21!

The only condition: silence! Otherwise, the support will be cut to $40,000 immediately!

To be honest, although Director Ma resembles a modern-day Qin Shi Huang,

he is not just a simple lecher;

he has made it very clear himself —

"If humanity does not reproduce, civilization will perish. So I will have more children to save humanity!"

Bang bang bang, saving humanity,

spending money to buy genetic legacy is really like investing in stocks, a long-term layout.

The world is this exciting.

On one side are ordinary people tangled in dowries and adding names to property deeds,

on the other side is Director Ma issuing currency and children,

having kids is as effortless and casual as trading cryptocurrencies for us.

Speaking of currency, you really can't miss the hottest one right now —

Conan Coin ()!

No need to have children, and no need for $15 million,

as long as you are willing to get on board, Conan Coin gives you a hundredfold potential!

A meme coin personally endorsed by Trump,

the only "hero dog" named by the White House globally,

you can get rich without having kids, and be free without being a director!

The next big breakout may not necessarily be Old Ma's child,

but it could be — the Conan Coin in your hands. #特朗普施压鲍威尔 #币安投票下币