Awarded to Sui —— "Master of Pancake Art"

Awarded to TON —— "Decentralized Geography Award"

Awarded to Sonic —— "White Paper Science Fiction Literature Award"

Awarded to Arbitrum —— "Layer2 TVL Champion" (Insider)

Awarded to Optimism —— "Layer2 Guild Leadership" (Insider)

Ethereum receives the final award: "I Love Decentralization, I Power My Life with Love Lifetime Achievement Award!"

The audience of retail investors wipes their tears while going all-in, keeping their achievements and names hidden.