#CongressTradingBan When it gets busy, the guru appears. It's always the same thing. He shows a graph, makes an analysis of the head-shoulder-knee-and-foot-knee-and-foot parabola, compares it with the BTC birth chart with a DOGE ascendant, going through a bull charging at Ursa Major, and closes with a pentagram that invokes Bhaskara with a reverse cannon of double Blastoise somersault on the logarithmic base of Shoryuken multiplied by the strong hook and finishes with an air of someone who really knows what they're talking about. He cries, blames Trump, China, Elon, Putin, Shiva, Adam, and says the world is over. Suddenly, BTC returns to the vapt-vupt-plin-plin pattern, and here come the gurus, but now saying "-I told you! Trust!"... And there are still people who fall for it. Crypto is simple: Geopolitics, news, screen, graph, buy or sell. Outside of that, it's just a circus.