"Earn Passive Income" – Because Who Doesn’t Want Free Money, Right? 😎💰

Everyone’s flexing passive income these days — “I earn while I sleep”, they say. Meanwhile, you’re still waiting for your first trade to break even.

Here’s the magic formula they won’t tell you:

1: Staking $ADA: Lock your coins and pray they moon.

2: Liquidity Pools: Provide it, then watch your “impermanent loss” become very permanent.

3: Yield Farming: Sounds fun. Until the fees eat your gains.

Referral Bonuses: Because nothing says “easy money” like begging friends to sign up.

Reality check: It’s not totally passive. It takes research, timing, and sometimes nerves of steel. But hey — it still beats a 9 to 5!

DYOR.

Stay sharp. Farm smart.

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