🚀 Buckle up, crypto fans! ZachXBT is back, and he's not happy with Coinbase's magic trick: disappearing accounts! 🎩✨ Twice in one month, he found himself locked out without a hint of explanation. But wait, there's more! A sneaky data breach that Coinbase forgot to mention? 🤔

Despite its shiny IPO, Coinbase's trust issues are like a bad penny—always turning up! From SMS mishaps to SEC showdowns, it's a rollercoaster of drama. 🎢

Is it time to ditch centralized exchanges for decentralized dreams? Share your thoughts below! Are we witnessing the dawn of a new crypto era? 🌅 #CryptoDrama #CoinbaseMystery