#BTCvsMarkets

Wall Street rises with coffee, ties, and serious predictions.

Bitcoin wakes up because someone in Korea dreamed of a dog and sold everything.

Traditional markets fall due to quarterly reports.

$BTC falls because a crypto influencer said "something is coming" and no one knew if it was good or bad.

Wall Street fears inflation.

Bitcoin fears memes.

A central bank speaks: stocks drop.

Elon Musk tweets an emoji: Bitcoin soars or sinks.

In summary: Wall Street plays chess.

Bitcoin plays Jumanji.

#BTCvsMarkets #Cryptohumor