🚨BREAKING: Phala Network unveils the Invisible Blockchain (100% privacy-reserved):

👓 100% undetectable txs & contracts

👓 Runs on "quantum stealth nodes" in another dimension

👓 Accessible only via "Phala Vision" glasses

👓 First 100 commenters will receive the "Phala Vision" glasses for free - visible only to them, naturally.

Because YOUR PRIVACY MATTERS.👻😛