🚀 Strategy, formerly MicroStrategy, just gobbled up 22,048 Bitcoin for a cool $1.92 billion, averaging $86,969 per BTC. Despite Trump’s tariff tremors, they’re now sitting pretty with over 528,000 BTC, valued at $35.63 billion.

Michael Saylor, Strategy's co-founder, announced this milestone, showcasing a 21% unrealized profit of $7.7 billion. Talk about hodling like a boss!

Even with potential tax hiccups from the Inflation Reduction Act, Strategy’s bullish on Bitcoin’s long-term fundamentals. As Andrei Grachev quips, "This sell-off isn’t the end, just a healthy reset!"