🚀 Metaplanet, dubbed "Asia's MicroStrategy," is on a Bitcoin buying spree! The Japanese firm issued ¥2 billion ($13.3M) in zero-interest bonds to snag more BTC. CEO Simon Gerovich cheekily tweeted about capitalizing on Bitcoin's dip, now trading at $82K — a steal compared to its $109K peak.

With 3,200 BTC in its vault, Metaplanet aims for 21,000 BTC by 2026. The firm even added Eric Trump to its advisory board, hoping his real estate savvy can boost their crypto clout. Who knew Bitcoin could be a family affair? 🏦