#美SEC加密圆桌会议

The SEC's Crypto Roundtable is simply a magical realism grand award show of the "crypto circle spring festival"

1. This roundtable can be likened to the crypto version of "If You Are the One," with guests including venture capital tycoons, elite lawyers, regulatory veterans, and even "crypto haters" coming to disrupt. On stage, the gods are fighting, while below, the retail investors are watching: "Please, don’t define it as a security, or my dogecoin will really turn into a ‘dog security’!"

2. Regulatory flip-flopping, the crypto circle’s heart races

The SEC shouts about "protecting retail investors" while digging the Securities Act out of its 1933 coffin, trying to dress Bitcoin in a suit and tie: "You, yes you, follow the stock rules!"

A former SEC official slams the table: "What’s there to change? In front of the law, everyone in crypto is equal!"

3. Live recording of the "gods fighting"

Pro-side debater (crypto believer):

"Blockchain is freedom! It’s innovation! It’s the dawn of Web3!"

Con-side debater (regulatory old stubborn):

"Innovation? I see it as creating new retail investors!"

Spectators (STORJ coin):

Silently surging 40%, becoming the MVP of the event: "You can argue all you want, just don’t delay my mainnet upgrade to make big money!"

It’s really like following the SEC, starving three times a day; following Meme coins, being full three times a day—though it might land you directly in the ICU. This meeting is like the crypto circle's "Squid Game"—you think you are discussing rules, but the rules have already been set by the big shots. It’s advised that retail investors prepare some quick-acting heart-saving pills, after all, the SEC's "love" is like the crypto market, it changes on a dime! Before buying coins, check their lineage with the 1933 Securities Act.