Chaos reigns as usual: whales under siege, markets stirring from their slumber, and Trump somehow tied to Binance.....
● Whale Goes Hunting, X Goes Hunting the Whale
Some absolute degen thought it’d be a good idea to short Bitcoin with 40x leverage. Now the entire CT is tracking his position, waiting for the inevitable liquidation.
● Solana Turns 5 — Still Standing
Five years ago, Solana launched and promised to be the Ethereum killer. Since then, it’s been up, down, offline, back online, memed to death, and still somehow one of the strongest chains out there.
● Trump Buys Binance?
Not literally, but there are rumors that Trump’s people have been talking to Binance US about acquiring a stake. No idea if this means Binance will now sell “TRUMP” trading pairs, but it’s 2025, and anything is possible.
● 3AC vs. FTX – The Lawsuit Nobody Asked For
Two of the biggest disasters in crypto history are now fighting over who gets to claim the title of “less bankrupt.” 3AC somehow managed to get a $1.5B claim against FTX approved.
● MMs Are Screwing Everyone
CZ has been dropping hints that certain market makers might be… let’s say, “not playing fair.” If you’ve ever felt like the market is trading against you, well, maybe it is.
● ETH Holders Are Having a Horrible Q1
$ETH is having its worst Q1 ever, and no, that’s not an exaggeration. The price has been bleeding, and instead of buying the dip, people are questioning their life choices. But hey, gas fees are cheaper.
● Alt-Season? Never Heard of It
For the past year, people have been screaming that alt-season is just around the corner. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s dominance has climbed another 15%.
● LIBRA Creator Now on Interpol’s Most Wanted List
Remember $LIBRA, the meme coin that rugged before you even had time to check the chart? Turns out its creator, Hayden Davis, is now wanted by Interpol.
➜ So Markets Are Cooling Down – Time to Buy?
After week of chop and pain, things are starting to calm down. Bitcoin isn’t nuking every other day, people are less angry on CT, and some are even looking for entry points. Could be the start of something… or just another bull trap.
