$ETH Be Like: I’m Not BTC, But I’ll Still Break Your Heart 💔😂"
📈 ETH pumps – “Finally, I’m rich!” 💃🚀
📉 ETH dumps – “Okay, maybe next cycle…” 😭
ETH holders know the pain: gas fees so high you gotta take a loan just to swap tokens! 🤡⛽
💰 Big question: Will ETH flip BTC someday, or is it just the sidekick forever? 🤔
Drop your mood:
🔥 = ETH to the moon
💀 = My wallet is crying
🍿 = Just watching Vitalik do his thing
