#白宫首届加密货币峰会 When the suit thugs (politician version) and the coin circle poker players staged "The Wolf of Wall Street·Digital Edition"👀:

🌪 Yellen took out the "Federal Reserve USDT" nuclear button, and the dog dealer changed the K line overnight to survive!

🕶 The US Securities and Exchange Commission stepped on the BGM to enter the market-50 "Lawyer's Letter NFT" were sent directly to the top streamer BAYC in the monkey circle!

🤯 Vitalik was forced to be the representative of the DAO governance class, but was caught buying Dogecoin while slacking off (the expression of a certain ETH big holder gradually became unethical)

Frontline of eating melons:

• Musk flashed in the comment area: "White House coffee should be paid with Dogecoin, right?" (DOGE jumped off a cliff after a 30% surge🙃

• Solana programmer cried: officials just asked about "blockchain stability", the main network fell to the street and pretended to be dead on the spot...

• Sun Yuchen high-profile coin throwing: 1 billion "regulatory-friendly TRX" airdrop application!

Current situation of leeks in the currency circle👇:

The left hand buys the bottom of "compliant shitcoin", the right hand is all in Capitol Hill's Twitter encryption class - really a life-and-death experience💼