#白宫首届加密货币峰会

I didn't expect this, folks, it's really lonely! Leaders from various countries, big shots from the crypto world, and legendary figures like Vitalik are all crammed into one room battling it out; the scene is simply surreal! To put it plainly, there are three things causing a ruckus:

1⃣ On one hand, they want to make money with blockchain, but on the other hand, they're afraid of being hacked and having their funds run away—what to do?

2⃣ The U.S. just said it wants to tighten regulations on stablecoins, and Singapore immediately loosens up; where should retail investors go to exploit the loopholes?

3⃣ Every day they hype Web 3.0 as a disruption to the internet, but now there are more blockchain chains than milk tea franchise factions?

The most impressive part was Grandma Yellen suddenly pulling out a "programmable dollar" PPT! It seems the Federal Reserve also wants to join in on issuing coins to reap profits? (Just kidding) The SEC is even tougher, directly labeling NFTs as "possibly considered securities," which scared me into checking the monkey picture on my phone...

The most troubled right now are us small investors—afraid that if regulations are too loose, the project parties will treat us like pigs to be slaughtered, and if they're too strict, they'll suffocate DeFi. If you ask me, the relationship between this meeting and the crypto world is probably like a homeroom teacher suddenly saying they want to co-write class rules with the students.

(Crazy @Vitalik, can you airdrop a tax token for the regulators too?)

This wave is a large-scale face-to-face interaction between classical internet and crypto new elites ⬇

P.S. There's news that Musk made a late-night call to the White House requesting to integrate Dogecoin payments, is it true? (Manual dog head)