2025 so far:

- Melania Rug

- Cuba Rug

- Brasil Rug

- Peru Rug

- African Country Rug

- UFD “hack”

- JellyJelly rug

- Portnoy being Portnoy

- Milei rug

- Sol dumps from $280 to $160

- Bybit Hack

- Suicid* on Stream

- OXFun insolvency

- Kanye plans to launch

Sigh, what else?