Brothers, last night the crypto circle staged an annual magical drama again! CZ previewed on Twitter that he would release pictures and names of his dog, and the whole network exploded, countless people stayed up late waiting for the official announcement, only to find out—this is not about a dog, this is about a sickle!

Act 1: CZ's dog, the whole network guesses the name turning into a casino

Last night, CZ's statement 'the dog name will be announced in three hours' instantly ignited the enthusiasm of gamblers in the crypto circle. Everyone turned into Sherlock Holmes, sifting through CZ's historical tweets just to bet on the dog's name. Various meme coins named 'CZ's Dog' took off directly, such as BROWNIE, BROCCOLI, BANANA... Market values skyrocketed, with the most aggressive coin reaching 45 million dollars, and gamblers shouted while betting: 'This wave is a sure win!'

Act 2: The dog's name revealed, bubble burst

CZ issued images on time, and the dog's name is Broccoli! The reason is actually that 'the pronunciation is similar to Blockchain', this logic has me bowing down...

What's even more absurd is that CZ refuses to announce the contract address (CA) and even asks the community: 'Aren't memes all created by you?' Now it’s good, the coins that previously had the wrong names are directly going to zero, and the entire network is wailing: 'The BANANA I bet on has turned to air!'

Act 3: dev harvests, retail investors cry in despair

The real tough guys had already set up! Some dev took advantage of CZ's tweet to spend 1 BNB (700 dollars) to buy 115 million Broccoli, waiting for the retail investors to FOMO in, the market value soared to 400 million in 24 minutes, and he flipped 12 transactions to sell all, netting 9819 BNB (about 6.72 million dollars), then cashed out and ran away! The coin price plummeted 90% in half an hour, leaving the retail investors with nothing.

What's even crazier is that even the project parties are trying to ride the wave, Bounce Brand directly renamed their token to Broccoli, this operation has truly turned 'chasing trends' into performance art.

Act 4: A mess everywhere, who is the real culprit?

Now in the Binance Web3 wallet, the similarly named Broccoli coin can gather a mahjong table, with a peak market value of 1.99 billion, the 24-hour increase looks tempting, but those who understand know—it's all bubbles! Even the whales got ripped off; someone spent 2.54 million dollars to buy two types of Broccoli, resulting in one making 530,000 and the other losing 300,000, and in the end, the calculations even turned out to be a loss.

Summary:

CZ's dog = retail investor harvester: the big shots casually release a dog, and the entire network's retail investors are sent to the slaughter.

The dev is the real winner: 1 BNB turned into 50 million, this wave belongs to 'quietly making a fortune'.

Meme coins = life-and-death games: winning gets you a young model from a club, losing means working in the sea, but 99% of people are in the sea.

Finally, the soul-searching question:

If CZ announces a cat next time, will you still rush in?

(Brothers on the roof, hurry to the comments to team up, I’ll take a spot on the side first...)

#CZ's dog is richer than me #meme coin harvester #BSC retail investors' survival log