TariffHODL: How they try to close your short, but you still hold it! 😆📉
Cryptocurrency lovers, hold on, because the global financial system is once again playing the game of "will we introduce or not introduce". So, have you already sold everything because Trump promised new tariffs? And in vain! Because now they have been postponed for a month! And what will happen next? Oh, this is the crypto market, here it's either 🚀 or 🕳️!
📢 Tariff theater of the absurd: what happened?
America threatened to slap a 25% tariff on imports from Canada and Mexico, and another 10% on Chinese goods. But then, like a trader with a negative balance, it suddenly changed its mind. They postponed everything for a month! 🤡
Why? Because the economy has started looking at them the way you look at an altcoin that dropped 90% in a week. But don't get excited, because this show isn't over yet. They could come back with tariffs like shitcoin after delisting from Binance - no one knows when or why.
📉 How does this affect crypto?
💥 Option 1: Tariffs will still be introduced, and all investors will start fleeing to Bitcoin, like they fled to gold in 2008. BTC 🚀, alts 🤕.
💥 Option 2: Tariffs are lifted, the stock market revives, and BTC remains without capital inflows. You try to open a long, but you are liquidated because the market is quiet and flat.
💥 Option 3: The Fed prints dollars to "save" the economy, and inflation drives Bitcoin to $200,000. You're happy, and then you go to Telegram, where everyone is already shouting about the "bubble."
In any case, crypto remains a better option than storing money in hryvnias or dollars, which are gradually depreciating.
💎 TariffHODL: What to do?
🔥 Hold Bitcoin. Because if you think politicians care about your finances, remember how they pass laws - these are the same people who still use fax machines.
🔥 Don't panic. When they shout "save us", just open the BTC chart for the last 10 years and calm down.
🔥 Look for opportunities. Volatility is your everything. If you know how to play, tariff wars can make you rich faster than a Solana Airdrop.
🧐 Conclusion: Let them introduce tariffs, and you – introduce BTC into your portfolio!
You do realize that all this is just a political game, right? And while they're dragging the cat behind... regulations, the market will rock you like wave coin during the hype.
