Day 1: I'm a genius! My coin is mooning!
Day 2: I'm a legend! My portfolio is soaring!
Day 3: I'm bankrupt... Where did it all go wrong?
Crypto Investing 101:
Step 1: Buy high
Step 2: Sell low
Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until broke
Crypto Trader's Therapist:
Patient: "Doc, I've lost all my money in crypto!"
Therapist: "Don't worry, it's just a phase... of bankruptcy."
Crypto Market Update:
"Market is down 50%! But don't worry, it's just a 'correction'... to your net worth.
$SWARMS
