When Your Bitcoin Wallet Ghosts You

"Day 1: 'I’ll definitely remember this seed phrase. It’s so simple!'

Day 30: 'Was it “sunflower chair penguin rocket” or “rocket chair penguin sunflower”?'

You try to keep calm, but suddenly everything reminds you of your lost BTC:

Random numbers? Must be your balance.

Wallet icon? Flashbacks.

Blockchain? Feels like a maze designed by a trickster god.

At this point, even your fridge is mocking you: 'Still no seed phrase? Guess we’re sticking to instant noodles.'

Lesson of the day? Don’t trust your memory. And no, sticking Post-Its on your cat isn’t a foolproof plan."

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