You thought BTC hitting $100k would bring retail?

No.

You thought the ETF would bring retail?

No.

None that shit matters to retail.

It’s not the tech that attracts retail.

It’s not the charts.

It’s Trump.

It’s the Hype.

It’s the fear of missing out on the next big thing.

This is the kind of chaos that breaks the internet.

People who can barely spell “blockchain” are now downloading wallets,

Fumbling through Solana swaps,

And praying they’re not too late.

This is the catalyst that brings retail.

Retail’s coming now,

And they’re about to pump my bags.

Again.