So The Guardian drops this bomb today: Trump literally pointed at a reporter on Air Force One and said âQuiet. Quiet, piggy.â
Bruh⌠even for Trump, thatâs premium-grade chaos energy. đđ
But hereâs the best partâŚ
While America is arguing about whether a president can call a human being âpiggy,â crypto Twitter is out here doing math like:
Tariffs â Inflation â Market panic â Bitcoin nuked â My portfolio evaporated â Somehow Trump still finds time to roast a journalist. đ¤ĄđđĽ
Like bro, YOU already made half of CT lose their life savings during the tariff meltdown â and now youâre bullying reporters while weâre still traumatised watching BTC candles free-fall like they jumped out of a window. đđââď¸
Imagine being the market:
Trump drops tariffs â BTC dumps
Trump insults reporter â BTC pumps (because chaos = volatility = opportunity đ)
Trump sneezes â Altcoins collapse
Trump says âpiggyâ â Pepe pumps 10% because of animal solidarity đ¸đđ¤Ł
Meanwhile that poor reporter just wanted to ask about the Epstein files and ended up being turned into a meme for the next decade.
America: âPress freedom is dying.â
Crypto traders: âMy bags died first.â
At this point Trump is basically a macro-trading indicator:
đ If he talks⌠hedge.
đ If he insults someone⌠buy volatility.
đ If he imposes tariffs⌠pray.
2025 is wild.
Tariffs wrecked your portfolio.
âPiggyâ wrecked the news cycle.
And somehow crypto is still the most stable thing in this entire story. đđ
$BTC #CryptoNewss s
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