breather

#breather #funny “XRP is like that friend who says ‘I’m on my way’ but hasn’t left the house yet.”

🌕 Bitcoin:$BTC
"I’m the OG. I move slow, but when I do, the whole market panics or throws a party."

🌪️ Ethereum:$ETH
"Gas fees so high, I should be sponsored by Shell."

🚀 Dogecoin:$DOGE
"I'm a meme... and still more profitable than your ‘serious’ altcoin."

🥸 Cardano (ADA):
"I have a PhD, but I’m still figuring out how to stand up from the floor I keep falling through."

🌀 XRP:
"My lawsuit’s been going longer than most relationships. Still promising moon, still stuck in traffic."