Yo fam,
Still dreamin’?
“Pi ’bout to hit $1, $3, even $314!!”
Fr? BTC said that? Or we still waitin’ on some magic moon phase?
Pi’s project feels more like a personal info control game than a real blockchain hustle. Crazy part? It’s supposed to be from the US (even Americans don’t care), but all the heat’s in China — and Nikolas’s ‘wifey’? Chinese. Weird flex, huh?
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🐳 BTC = Daddy of the Market
- Wanna pump a coin? First check if BTC feelin’ cute that day.
- BTC sneezes → ETH gets the flu.
- BTC dumps → SOL, XRP, FET, ADA… all pass out.
- If BTC fights w/ his girl → whole market wet their pants.
So who tf is Pi to moon when it ain’t even born yet?
No open mainnet. No trading. And y’all talkin’ x10, x100, get rich vibes?
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🏗️ Meanwhile, real projects out here shipping
- Core DAO: 9 months → mainnet live, own chain, listed on OKX.
- Nodle: mine on phone, own chain, tradable token.
- Omega, Hi Dollar, Aura… launched fast, NO 5-year “careful prep” BS.
⏱ Pi after 5 YEARS still doin’… batch KYC like it’s a scholarship app.
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🪪 KYC = The Art of Testing Your Patience
Other projects:
- No full-pop KYC drama.
- Need it? Do it when withdraw/sell/go on exchange.
But Pi?
- “Mined for 3 yrs? Missed 1000 taps? Still need invite to KYC.”
- KYC like rice rations – batch by batch. Some finish mining, still stuck waitin’.
No KYC = No token.
No token = “Keep tappin’, you’re part of something great.”
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🥲 Hope Is All That’s Left
We don’t hate Pi. But real talk:
- Pi lookin’ more like a religion than tech.
- Pi fans need no proof – just pure belief.
- Every time someone asks “when can I sell Pi?”, an elder replies:
“You don’t understand the vision yet.”
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🔚 Conclusion: Pi – Myth or Mirage?
- 5 yrs dev, no open mainnet,
- No trading, no price, no utility,
- KYC rollout like wartime rations,
- But trust? Oh that’s mooning every month.
So next time before you say “Pi hittin’ $33”, ask yaself:
👉 BTC co-sign yet?
👉 Whales even lookin’ at Pi?
👉 And most importantly…
👉 You even KYC’d yet, bro?
Pi feelin’ more like a human control experiment than a real blockchain project.
$BTC Pi’s project feels more like a personal info control game than a real blockchain hustle. Crazy part? It’s supposed to be from the US (even Americans don’t care), but all the heat’s in China — and Nikolas’s ‘wifey’? Chinese. Weird flex, huh?
#Xplorer