WhyAreWeLikeThis

🚨 BREAKING: The Crypto Market is Just a Big, Expensive Therapy Session 🚨

Let’s be honest—crypto isn’t an investment anymore. It’s a high-stakes emotional rollercoaster where we all pretend to be financial geniuses while secretly coping with crippling volatility.

🔹 Stock traders: "We analyze fundamentals and macroeconomic trends."
🔹 Crypto traders: "The moon phase + Elon Musk’s tweets = 100x pump." 🌕📈

Signs You’re in Too Deep:

💸 You check charts before checking if your house is on fire.
💸 You call -30% dips “buying opportunities” while wiping away tears.
💸 You wake up at 3 AM to see if an influencer said “bullish.”
💸 You swear to “take profits this time” …but end up re-buying at the top.

And let’s not forget the crypto dating experience:
❤️ “Hey, wanna go out?”
💀 “I can’t, I’m waiting for my liquidation price to hit.”

At this point, we’re not traders, we’re just unpaid market researchers with PTSD.

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