Web3Satire

😜 It’s 2035: Crypto runs the world! Picture AI wallets auto-trading on Binance while you sip coffee in a VR metaverse. But wait—50% of trades are on CEXs, and KYC tracks every move (Binance Research, 2025). Is this freedom or a blockchain Big Brother? 📊 Check Binance’s trading dashboard! 💡 Satire challenge: Comment your wildest 2035 crypto prediction (e.g., “NFT passports rule!”). Best one gets my like! Vote: Utopia or dystopia? Global traders, roast or hype the future! #CryptoFuture #Web3Satire